Why is April the cleanest month of all?
Spring cleaning!
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?