What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
A gold mine.
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Why are stones so good at music?
What animals make the best students?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?