Where does cheese invest its money?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
What math figure is also in the band?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
Which former US President was always cold?