Why are ghosts always in trouble?
Where do surfers go to school?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
Why do bees gossip?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.