What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
How does a penguin build its house?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
