Why do moms make good vintners?
Why did the goal post get angry?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
Why did spring break up with winter?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?