Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
His eggs were dyeing!
Where do stars go to college?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
What do you call a handsome runner?
What is a table you can eat?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
What do you do when two snails fight?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
What's the most popular Disney® movie with the Olympic® gymnastics team?
What did the stair machines call each other?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?