Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
Because there is a sign that says Neverland.
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?