Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
Because there is a sign that says Neverland.
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
What goes zzub, zzub?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
How did the tree get lost?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
How do chickens leave the highway?