Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
Which animal should never work for the government?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
How do you arrest a pig?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?