Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
Why was the musician arrested?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
Why is money so stubborn?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
What do you call an insincere horse?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
What is a whale's favorite sport?