What do you call an Irish spider?
A paddy long legs.
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
Why do all the planets get along?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
Why did the cow cross the road?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
How do you talk to a giant?