Why did the painting win the presidential election?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
Where do birds go to drink?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
Where do German dogs sleep?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
Why did the tomato turn red?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Why do math teachers love hiking?