What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
He was de-lighted.
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
What do you give an angry rhino?
What did summer say to spring?
What do you call hiking college students?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
What do naked fish play with?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?