What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
Trunk or treat.
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
What do teachers do during summer break?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
What stories are told by basketball players?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
Where do cows go on vacation?
What are you studying in math?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?