Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
What did the bee say to the flower?