Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
What reads and lives in an apple?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
What vehicle works the hardest?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
What snacks always have the best tan?