What dogs are always lying to you?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
What building always gets stains on it?
How does a lion greet other animals?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
Why are all priests fit?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
Why is summer always sad?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?