What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
A river current.
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
How do bunnies stay fit?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
What do you call a pig thief?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
What do pigs do over the summer?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
What do math teachers eat?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?