How do you get straight A's?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
What animal styles their hair every day?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
Can February March?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
What event do spiders love to attend?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?