What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
Kung Fu Manchu.
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
Where does cheese invest its money?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
Families are like fudge.
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
What kind of ant is good at math?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?