What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
Kung Fu Manchu.
Why is the number 4 so smart?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
How do bunnies stay fit?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
Why are frogs always so happy?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
What do you call a pile of cats?
What do teachers do during summer break?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
Why are sandals so indecisive?