What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
Kung Fu Manchu.
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
What game do bats excel at?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
What bird helps you stay dry?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
Why was the man stuck at the party?