What do lions eat on their cheat day?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
What time is your dentist appointment?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?