Why are sandals so indecisive?
They always flip-flop back and forth.
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
What's the laziest vegetable?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
What do little fish love to play with?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
Which celebrity always frowns?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
How do you care for a sick bird?