What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?