Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
He ran out of ink.
What do you call a snowman's dog?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
What do you call stolen cheese?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
How does a penguin build its house?
Which former US President was always cold?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?