Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
Why can't you trust a pig?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
Why is winter considered holy?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
What animals make the best students?