What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
Feyoncé.
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
Where was Noah born?
What do you call stolen cheese?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
What do you say to a really good barista?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
How do you get straight A's?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
How do you talk to a giant?
Why do hogs play so much football?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?