What makes music in your hair?
A headband.
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
What did March say to the madness?
What do teachers do during summer break?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?