What makes music in your hair?
A headband.
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
What is the best type of science to study with your family?
Which celebrity always frowns?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
Why did the tomato turn red?
What do you call a flying police officer?
How does a barber get to work?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
What's the world's weakest animal?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
How do you talk to a giant?
Why do dogs run in circles?