What makes music in your hair?
A headband.
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
Why do orcas love to gossip?
What color are all the books in the library?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
Which hot drink loves golf?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What did the painter say to the wall?
How does one gelatin greet another?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?