What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
An overreaction.
What do trees say when autumn comes?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
What do goats and moms have in common?
What's a goose's favorite book?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
Why are frogs always so happy?