What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
What snacks always have the best tan?
Which cats love to be petted?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?