How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
Which state is the cleanest?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
Why was the computer cold at work?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
Why are maps such great therapists?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?