What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
You're a chirp off the old block!
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
Why do cats give such great massages?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
What kind of ant is good at math?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?