Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
What goes up when the rain comes down?