What do you call a thieving alligator?
A crookodile.
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
It's Crowded!
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
Why are all priests fit?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
What do pigs do over the summer?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
What games do ants play with elephants?
What is sand's favorite movie?