Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
What birds always travel in twos?
What animal always goes to heaven?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
How do baseball players always stay cool?