What is CO2's favorite pasta?
Spaghetti carbon-ara.
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
Which family member has tusks?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
Who is a house's favorite band?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
What do you eat on July 5th?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?