What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
What condiment has wings?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?