Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What animal floats best?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
What time of day was Adam created?