What instrument do secretaries usually play?
The Faxophone.
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
What kind of store would a dog own?
What's black and white and red all over?
How do bees get to school?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?