Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
Because their kids have to play inside all day.
What are the strongest days of the week?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
What game do mice love to play?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
Why is a computer so smart?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
Why do moms make good vintners?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
How do you drive a man crazy?