What did one firefly say to the other?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
What reads and lives in an apple?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
What do you call an Irish spider?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
What part of a football field is never the same?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
Why did the fish blush?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
Why do trees have so many friends?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?