Why do cows like being told jokes?
Because they like being amoosed.
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
What car can you only see twice a year?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
What do little monsters call their mother?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?