Why do cows like being told jokes?
Because they like being amoosed.
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
What do bees say in the summer?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
How did groundhogs get their name?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
What vegetables do librarians like?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
Where do mice leave their boats?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?