What is time's favorite breed of dog?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
Why are all priests fit?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
What do you call stolen cheese?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What's a dog's favorite city?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
Why did the fish blush?