What do you call two birds stuck together?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
What food is a man's best friend?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
What's a goose's favorite book?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
Which bug is related to you?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?