When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
When it's raining cats and dogs.
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
What do bees say in the summer?
Bears love exotic cars.
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
What did the stair machines call each other?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?