To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
Why do kids love theater classes?
What math figure is also in the band?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
What style of music weighs the most?
How do fireflies start a race?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
What do nosey peppers do?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
Why are trees always so positive?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?