Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
What animal likes to party the most?
Where do pigs learn magic?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?