Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
What do you call an Irish spider?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
What kind of books do boats write?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
What animal styles their hair every day?
What type of birds stay together forever?
Where do you take sick ponies?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?