Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
Where is the coldest place to work?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
What do you call a singing rodent?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
Why was the cow afraid?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?