What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
What are you studying in math?
How does one gelatin greet another?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
Which tree can't stop crying?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
What games do ants play with elephants?
How does the sun listen to music?
What kind of store would a dog own?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?