Why are bankers so good at American politics?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
What is the color of the wind?
How do you arrest a pig?
Why did the foal cough?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Where do vampires keep their money?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
What are you studying in math?
Why do bees gossip?