Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
Because she wanted to grow a power plant.
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
Why are bakers so good at math?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
The museum curator needed a break.
How do you send a message in the forest?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
Which dogs love to study science?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
Why did the snake cross the road?
What are you studying in math?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
What animal has more lives than a cat?