What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
He gets splinters in his mouth.
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
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What do dads love to eat after dinner?
What did you learn in school today, son?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
Which plant has the best roar?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
What do you give a sick lemon?