What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
He gets splinters in his mouth.
What are you studying in math?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
Which plant has the best roar?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
Which state has the best streets?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
What do you call a famous turtle?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?