Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
Because her mom said they were bulbs!
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
How do birds threaten one another?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
What's the scariest letter?
What time of day was Adam created?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?