Why did the mountain cry all the time?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
Why do two skunks argue?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
Where do milkshakes come from?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
Which family member has tusks?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?