What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
What animal makes the best lunches?
What does a panda ghost say?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
Which big cat loves to drive?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?