What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
What do you call a flying police officer?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
Why was the musician arrested?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
Why are trees always so positive?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
How does a polar bear build a house?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?