Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
The Crossing Gourd.
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
What animal styles their hair every day?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
What superpower do all middle children have?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
What did the bee say to the flower?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
Which cats have the best manners?
What's the laziest vegetable?
Why was the computer cold at work?
Why do porcupines always win the game?