What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
Squint Eastwood.
What do little fish love to play with?
What animal should you never play poker with?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
What type of car do planets buy?
Which animal should never work for the government?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
What do pigs do over the summer?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
Why was the math book sad?