Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
The Judicial Branch.
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
Why is grass so dangerous?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
What do you call a baby monkey?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
Where does money love to go shopping?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
What's a dog's favorite city?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
Did you take the patient's temperature?