What sport is always getting in trouble?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
What did the stair machines call each other?
What's the loudest sport?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
How do trees get access to the internet?
What do you call a greedy elf?
How does a witch play loud music?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
How do birds threaten one another?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
Why didn't the melons get married?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?