Why do bees buzz?
Because they can't whistle.
How does dinner smell?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
What is the emptiest holiday?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
Why is sand so optimistic?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
Why is summer always sad?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
Which animal will never go bald?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
What game does a rabbit always win?